Quotes to Remember...

Nathan seems to be coming up with many quotes that I just don't want to forget. So writing them on my blog helps me remember them - and perhaps makes some people smile as well!

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While coming home from the grocery store, Nathan piped up, "You know what, Mommy? Mosquitoes are Satan's pets!" I have no idea where that came from but I really cannot argue with his logic. It does make me wonder what is going on in that little head of his!

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While driving home from the park with Zachary...

Nathan: I love you very much, Zachary.

Zachary: (no response)

Nathan: (after a brief pause) You're supposed to say, 'I love you too.'

Zachary: I love you too.

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After the two boys had a little spat, Zachary asked, "Will you still be my cousin?" Nathan responded, "I will always be your cousin! Forever and always!"

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Nathan had his dreaded kindergarten doctor's appointment. He handled the four shots, blood test and TB test admirably. His favorite part? Peeing in the cup. When we got home, he announced that he had to go potty. So, I told him to go! He said, "Can I tinkle in a cup?" I told him that he needed to go in the toilet - we only have to go in a cup when we go to the doctor's office. His reply? "Oh man!" He proceeded to hold out for a cup until we tried target practice with a piece of toilet paper in the toilet. Then all was well once again!

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Nathan's thighs have been sore from his recent immunizations. This morning he hobbled into our bedroom and announced, "Mommy, the shots turned me into an old man. I need a walking stick!"

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